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Unho ne dekha

Unho ne dekha aur "AAN$OO" gir pare,
bhari bar$at Main jai$ay phool bikhar pare,
dukh woh nahi k unho nay alwida kaha,
dukh tu ye hai k u$ k baad wo khud ro pare.....

CHAHTON main giley

CHAHTON Main giley nahi hotey,
ishq Main zabtey nahi hotey,
yad kartey hain dil hi dil Main tujy,
apne dil Main diye jalao"k"ab
ra$ton Main diye nahi hotey,
kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.
meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...
Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!

Jab Meraa Dil Toda

Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga
U$ne Kuch To $ocha Hoga
Meri Yaad To Aati Hogi
Mera Naam To Leta Hogi
Ji$ Ki Khaatir Hum Rote hein
Wo Bhi Mujhko Roti Hogi
Kyon U$ Ka Dil Maine Tora?
Apne Dil $e Kehti Hogi
Taktii Hogi meri Raahein
Chaukhat Pe Wo Baithi Hogi
$ote-$ote Raaton Ko Wo
Har Aahat Pe Chaunki Hogi
Na Main Ho Na Mere Khat Hai
Woh Kitnii Tanhaa Hogi
Meri Ghazlein $un-$un Kar
Dil Ko Apnay Jalati Hogi.... ..!

Wafa Main Ab Ye

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Hum chaat ki dukaan

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Dil karta hai k

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room Main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

TERi lita k lu

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere Main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k Main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant Main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din Main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan Main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Yaar yeh koan sa

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus Main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad Main baithay ho.

Dil Chahta Hai K Aa

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

G

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDH

GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

Haath Main Lo Tou

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal Main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

Jaano Meray mun mai

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, Main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh Main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

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