MATH SMS Messages77 messages

"ARZOO"

ik arzoo hy qubool parwardigar kry.

mai dair se jaon wo mera intizar kry,

apny hathon se sanware zulf meri,

wo itra kr mohobt ka iqrar kry,

lipat jaye mujse aalm-e-madhoshi main,

aur josho janoon mai mohabat ka izhar kry,

ho shab wisal ki aise ya rab,

k choom k MATHa mujhe bedaar kry,

jb usy chor k chahon me jana,

vo roke ik aur rat ka israr kry,

qasam ''KHUDA" ki main kisi or ka ho nhe sakta,

ye wada-e-wafa vo bar bar kry...
maa teri muhabat ko kis terha bayan kero in chand lafzon mai.

tera MATHa choom kar mujhe subha mujhe jagana or lori de kar raat ko sulana.
usne sub kuch jaan k bhi mujhe maaf kar daya..

meri maa ne MATHa choom kar aaj phir mujhe sula daya..


MATHs Teacher Was Teaching
MATHematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
MATHematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
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"SO pagal
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1st semester - kuch to hai,
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distinction - kal ho na ho,
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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
MATHs2 - asambhav,
MATHs1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
MATHs2 - asambhav,
MATHs1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me MATHs ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
''Shayar hun main aawara MATH samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker MATH samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka MATH samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib MATH samajh lena''
''A MATHmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
MATHs Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!