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Maths Teacher

MATHs Teacher
Was Teaching
MATHematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Mathematician

MATHematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

MATHematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
MATHematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

2 Frndz aftr giving d exam

2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: MATHs ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

MATH tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says MATHs is boring?!?:-)

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

A mathmatical question!

A MATHmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

y do we have to learn dis?

In MATHs class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does MATH save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

y do we have to learn dis?

In MATHs class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does MATH save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of MATHs:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

maths teacher was t

MATHs Teacher
Was Teaching
MATHematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

mathematician marri

MATHematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

MATHematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

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