MATH SMS Messages77 messages

FRNDSHIP Is Not History

To Forget,

Not MATHs To Calculate,

Not A Laguage To Learn.

Its Only The

Chemistry That

Reacts Between 2 Hearts..
Romance MATHematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Woh bewafa hamara imtihaan kya legi,
milengi nazron se nazar toh nazar jhuka legi,
use meri kapar p diya jalane ko MATH kehna,
woh nadaan hain doston apna haath jala legi...!!
Hum Say Kabhi Zikr Judai MATH Karna, Ess Dil Ki Kabhi Ruswai MATH Karna,"Tum Jan Ho Meri" Bus Etna Samjh Lo, Mery Enn Lafzoo Ko Nailaam MATH Karna. IFFI
yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!

dard kafi hai bekudhe ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dosto ke liye!!

faslae mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhnaa
dosti ka yeh ristha humesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum
anakho mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna!!

ek pathar kafi hai sisha thodnae ke liye
ek baath kafi hai dil thodnae ke liye
aur ek dost kafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye!!

kuch nasha apki baton ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai,
hamne aap yunhi sharabi MATH kahiyae
yeh dil par asar apkae mulaqat ka hai!!
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy MATHy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
Entha onnu vilikathe?
Engane pinangan
MATHram jnan enthu
thettu cheythu?
1000 Sorry
Sathyamayum jnan
ariyatheyanu ninte
Vaalil chavittiyathu....
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr MATHe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...
MATHs Magic:
Ur Cell Numbers Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + UR Age + 365 & - 615.
The Last 2 Numbers of UR Answer is UR AGE, & !st Number is UR CELL''S LAST NUMBER.
TRY IT.. ITS INTERESTING
MATHs Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True
Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5.sum of all the five digit make 30.

Find the pin code
Let see how is your MATH...? ;->
"MATHs and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


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MATHs, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->