MATH SMS Messages77 messages

It’s a test to check your capability of MATHematics

But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go


2+7


+9


-5


+4


+8


-2


+5


-4


+12


-8



The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
MATHs Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Question : What is the full-form of MATHs?

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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
Women have a passion for MATHematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Father: Why did you fail your MATHematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
The MATH teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
MATHematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

MATHematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Student MATHmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
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Urdu 100 - 01

MATHs 100 - 00

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Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

MATHs 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

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Biggest Mystery of MATHs:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!