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1 box wasnt opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
MATHematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

frndz aftr giving d exam

2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: MATHs ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->

math tells us three of the tragic love stories

MATH tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says MATHs is boring?!?:-)

a mathmatical question

A MATHmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

old age mother was sitting with her son

Once an old age mother was sitting with her son.

1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.

Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera MATHa chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.

*Love u Mom*

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