MATH SMS Messages77 messages

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log MATH ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
Khusra MATH Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha MATH Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf MATH walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si MATHey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
Friendship is
Not History to forget
Not MATHs to Calculate
Not Language to Translate
Only Chemistry that React between Hearts...
MATHs Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in MATHs class

Think +ve:)
Bismillahirahman nirahim..Greetings of Peace n Salutations 2
our Beloved Nabi e Kareem Mustapha (S.W.A) Jumma Mubarak ..
may Allah(S.H.T)acept all our duaas n dis Auspicious day.
lets remember each other in our sincerst duas.
May u all hv an Inspiring Spirutal upliftin day umMATHi_islam
mubarak!! mubarak!!
shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi...
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas sms karo.

Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek MATHlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi
HUM....
islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!
mubarak!! mubarak!!
shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi...
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas sms karo.

Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek MATHlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi
HUM....
islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!
Life is like MATH. Friends ko plus kro,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
My MATH teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is
equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a
sweet dream