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Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body BLasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Last nite i caught sum stars.

Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!

"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the Last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren Last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

SaRdar ji went

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in pLastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Sardar dukhi tha,

Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko pLastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a PLastic.
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD

Sorry to disturb

Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, Last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"

Maths Magic:Ur

Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''sLast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The Last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s Last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.

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