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Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them Last week... ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them Last week... ;->

Welcome to Pakistan

Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb BLasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of BLasting Agency

What do u want to do...?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF Last yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the Last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb bLast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb bLast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

Mom:

Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?

Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them Last week . . . ;->

two frn are talking to each other

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai pLaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

World''s Shortest

World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...

A sleeping lion is stronge

A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog

SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher

By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!

OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ

OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ SO MUCH 2 ME IF v ver DA Last peoplE on A sinKINg shiP nD v haV A SIngle lifE jackET den I WilL..

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i will MISS U yaar....

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