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mohsin tum ny dekha hai kbi sehraa mei jhuLasta hua darakht,

isi tarah jeety hain wafaoon ko nibhany waly.
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish,what would it
be? Mine would be that our love would Last until you see an apple
in an orange tree =)
I don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed,
how many shoulders u’ve embraced
& how many times u’ve said, I Luv U!
All I care is not be the first but to be ur Last!
Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the Last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.
Ager Sehri Mai Pani K Last 3 Sips Mai

SUBHAN ALLAH,

AL-HAMDULILLAH,

JAZAKALLAH.

Parh Lia Jae To Piyas Nhi Lagti.

Ap B Yad Rakhain Uron Ko Bhi Btain.

Have a Nice Roza
This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid Last day rush. Send now!


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atLast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
Last one was a duck!”..:-P


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because Last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the Last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my Last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?