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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the Last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot bLast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai bLast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot bLast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai bLast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:


Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died Last night after sucking ur blood. .
''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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Last page
Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''
''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLast huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''
''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 bLasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any Last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
Last one was a duck!”..:-P''
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,


Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.



At Last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?



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