''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha Khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''
''Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh Khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D''
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR Khan kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se Khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein Khana kaha milta hai…”??
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar Khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
