Khan SMS Messages474 messages

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam Khane se nahi, thokar Khane se aati hai !
Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka Khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...
Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER Khan

born in WAR is BANDOOQ Khan

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR Khan

Born in garden GUL Khan

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when Born in a BUS New Khan.
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay


1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam Khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,AKhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per anKhan band kar liya karain..
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha Khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
"2007 K Bhikari"

Bhikari: Amma thora Khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga