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Janaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,

Phir B Takleef Thi Unko Aanay Mai,

Bewafa Masjid Mai Baithay Poch Rahay Thay,

Aur kitni Dair Hai Khanay Mai.
Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W.) Said
“Jo Shakhs Dastar Khawaan Say
Khanay K Giray Huy Tukray
Utha Kar Khaay Gah
Woh Khabi Tanag Das Nahi Ho Gah
Uss Ki Olad Or Olad Ki Olaad Kaam
Aqqli Say Mehfooz Rehti Hai
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Adab-E-Taam.
3 aalsi kamchor mil k Khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil DoKhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…
Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara Khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara Khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb Khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k Khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Kisi ko chorne ya dil duKhane se pehly ye soch lena chahye k agr is ki jaga me hota to mera kia hota
Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat Khanam ke…
Boy : Wts ur name?
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Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he Khanay me biryani pasand he....