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Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata Hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
KHoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar kHoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.
What Will Ur Husband say to u "gHoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k raHoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:GHoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankHoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab
Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata Hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata Hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam
BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHoonD LO.
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:

"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke Ata Hoon
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta Hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU Hoon... =P ;->