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wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be Great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be Greater than this one?

One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any Great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be Greater than this one?

"Doctor, doctor

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be Great U must walk with Great people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

Qualities That A Friend Must Hav

Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey

No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->

Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person who knows a Great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

C - Cute
D - Dashing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

The great question.

The Great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
Great
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

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