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If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a Great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

Salesman :

Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s Great, I''ll take two of them. ;->

There is a great saying ...

There is a Great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...

seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me

Q: What’s the

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a Great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A Great lawyer knows the judge.

Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing

It''s important to

It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is Great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

Why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!

Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

Happy Summer season

Happy Summer season

With Great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

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