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pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

~GoLDeN WoRdS~

~GoLDeN WoRdS~

~ AgR ZinDgE BachaNe ke QeMat PuRi ZinDgE B MaNgi Jay To inKar Mat KrnA ~

~ GhaFiL ki AnkH Us WaqT KhuLti Ha Jb BanD HonY Ko HoTi Ha ~

~ KuCh Log ZinDgi Me B MuRdA Hoty Ha Or KucH MarNy K Bad B ZinDa

AsmaN Pr NigAh ZaRor RaKho LykiN!
Ye MaT BhoLo K PaoN ZamEn Pr Hi RkhY JatY Hn!

Na mein paas usko

Na mein paas usko bula
Saka,
Na mein dil ki baat bata
Saka,
Woh hansi hansi mein
Chal dia,
K mein haath tak na hila
Saka,
Yun hi sochta rahadur
Tak,
Magar usko kuch na bata
Saka,
Yeh maqam hi tha ajeeb
Sa,
K mein khud ko bhe na Bacha
Saka,
Woh juda bhi kaise howa
Ke mein,
Koi rasam tak na nibha
Saka...

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar Bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Jaanwar Kitne Saa

Jaanwar Kitne Saal K Ho to Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz Ho Gi?

>Ount (camel) 5 Saal K,
>Gaaye (cow) 2 Saal Ki,
>Bakra ya Bakri 1 Saal Ki
>Dunba ya Bhair K 6 Mahinea K Bacha Agar itna Bara Ho K Door Se Dikhne ME 1 Saal K Lage To Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz He.

(Durrea Mukhtar, Baharea Shari''at J/15, P/86)

Musharaf Ki Car K

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka Bacha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

Hazart Amam Hussain

Hazart Amam Hussain RA Ki Or Uke handan Ki Qurbaniyoo Se Hume Bohat Se Sabak Milatay Hain Jaise ...

ALLAH K Farman Pe Amal ,

Hazrat Muhammad SAW K Batye Hoye Rasto Par Chalna ,

Deen-e-Islam Ki Hifazat ,

Apne Upar Zabat ,

Haq Ka Sath ,

Sach K Liye Batil Se Jung ,

Sabar Ka Imthiaan ,

Zulam Ka Dat Kar Samna ,

Namaz Ki Ahmiyaat ,

Qurbani Or Jahad K Maqasaad ,

Shadat Ki Asli Roh ...

Orr Itna Kuch Jo Ais Msg Mai Pora Nahi Utar Ske ...

Humaye Bhi Ais Waqai Se Haq Ki Nashiat Le Kar ISLAM ko Aj Bachana Ha ..!!

Zikre-e-Shabbir

Zikre-e-Shabbir Dhamakon sey Dabaney Waley
Kitney Nadaan hain Shion ko Daraney Waley
Ghaib sey aati hai ya Sada-e-Mehdi (AS)
Zikre-e-Shabbir Karo hum ney Bachaney waley

SALAM YA HUSSAIN A.S

Zikar-e-Shabbir (A.S) ko Dhamako se dabanay walay,

Kitne nadan hain SHIYON ko daranay walay,

Ghaib se aati hai ab bhi yeh sada-e-Mehdi (A.S)

Zikar-e-Shabbir karo HUM hain Bachanay walay..

**SALAM YA HUSSAIN A.S**

Mehraab par Ali(AS)

Mehraab par Ali(AS) hein to mimbar pe bhi Ali(AS)
Ka''aba gawaah dosh-e-Payambar(SAWW) pe bhi Ali(AS)

Khandaq, Uhad, Hunain to Khaibar mein bhi Ali(AS)
Hijrat ki shab Rasool(SAWW) k bistar pe bhi Ali(AS)

Har jaa Ali(AS) mileingay na daaman Bachaiye
Bachna Ali(AS) se hai to jahannum mein jaaiye

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