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Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

advice

out kar phool main wapis nahi aati khushboo

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Apnay Ikhlaq-o-kirdaar ko mousam SAY Bachaey rkhna

Dost......!!!!

pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? Bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

Kab Tak Raho Ge AakhiR

Kab Tak Raho Ge AakhiR yon DoRR DoRR Humse,

Milna PaRe Ga AakhiR ik Din ZaRoR Humse..

Daman Bachane Wale ye BeRukhi Hai kesi,

keh Do AgaR Howa Hai koi QasooR Humse..

Hum ChoR Denge Tumse yon Baat Chet kaRNa,

Tum Pochte PhiRo Ge Apna QasooR Humse...

Dua

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

Funny sms

AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,
WO APNY GHR KO Bacha NA SAKA,
Q K WO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

bray zalim han tray gali k Bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.

bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

bray zalim han tray gali k Bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.

husband to wife

husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi Bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

murghi ke bache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k Bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

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