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DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey.. <Br/> <Br/>WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin?? <Br/> <Br/>LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy <Br/>LeKiN JABSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
Law Of Reverse Dynamics: <Br/> <Br/>When A Man Becomes Rich <Br/>He Becomes Naughty & <Br/>When A Woman Becomes Naughty. <Br/>She Becomes Rich..
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing aBout the New Doctor.. <Br/> <Br/>1st Nurse: He Dresses very well. <Br/> <Br/>2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko Sentence Main <Br/>Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi <Br/>Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Aaj SuBah SuBah <Br/>Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA <Br/> <Br/>(A Pakistani Film Actor) <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k <Br/>5Bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy. <Br/> <Br/>sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas <Br/>mera 1 Beta hy aBhe lata hon. <Br/>Ghar aya to 2 Bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy? <Br/> <Br/>wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
Teacher: isko english man translate kro <Br/> <Br/>"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?" <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: "Excellent idea" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say <Br/>Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar <Br/>Bhi utar ker Boli: <Br/> <Br/>"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?" <Br/> <Br/>Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi <Br/>Us ne Multan se Matirc kia <Br/>karachi se F.A kia <Br/>FaisalaBad se B.A kia <Br/>IslamaBad se M.A kia <Br/>Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein <Br/>Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai <Br/>Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen . <Br/>{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
Teacher:main ksi pr B 1 nazar dal k Bta <Br/>skti hun k wo mere Bare mai kya soch rha he <Br/> <Br/>Studnt <Br/>mis jB ap ko pata chal jata hoga <Br/>to Bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
A MAN''s Sad Story: <Br/> <Br/>Yesterday was my Birthday <Br/> <Br/>My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids <Br/> <Br/>I went to Work & my friends Didnt, <Br/> <Br/>I went to my caBin <Br/> <Br/>My Secretary said: <Br/>Happy Birthday Boss <Br/> <Br/>I felt Special <Br/> <Br/>Than I was invited to Her Flat <Br/> <Br/>She said: <Br/>Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute? <Br/> <Br/>I said: <Br/>OK <Br/> <Br/>She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake, <Br/> <Br/>Followed By My Wife, Kids & All my Friends, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>& I was Waiting for her <Br/> <Br/>Sitting on the couch <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>NAKED