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HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite? <Br/>WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand <Br/>At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes <Br/>& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch <Br/>Da T.V.... ;->
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...? <Br/> <Br/>2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi AjeeB Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..! <Br/> <Br/>Dady- Battamiz Besharam..! <Br/> <Br/>Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha JaB Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
Sardarni To Sardar:PuBlic Ny Apko Kyu Mara? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar:Darling.. <Br/> <Br/>Jeweller Ki Dukan The, <Br/> <Br/>Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary <Br/> <Br/>Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K , <Br/> <Br/>Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein. <Br/> <Br/>Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola <Br/> <Br/>"Kia Khayal Hai Madam <Br/> <Br/>Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
What Will Happen If <Br/> <Br/>Bipasha Basu, <Br/> <Br/>Mallika Sherawat, <Br/> <Br/>Neha Dupia, <Br/> <Br/>Rakhi Sawant <Br/> <Br/>Contest Elections In India.? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Politics Will Become Transparent
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya <Br/> <Br/>§Ardar: Q K JB Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne <Br/> <Br/>15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
tujh ko Bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
A Beautiful girl goes to Professor caBin <Br/>and <Br/>say <Br/>that i will do anything to pass in the exams <Br/>and professor says <Br/>NOW OPEN YOUR <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Books And Study <Br/> <Br/>FlaMeR
Pather ki deewaar na tori <Br/>pyar Bhara dil tor dia <Br/>ek rupee ki khatir <Br/>tumne SMS karna chor dia <Br/> <Br/>FlaMeR
3 FEELINGS <Br/>what is the diference B/w stress,tension & panic? <Br/>Stress is when wife is pregnant, <Br/>tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & <Br/>panic is when Both r pregnant <Br/> <Br/>FlaMeR