B SMS Messages22988 messages

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC. <Br/> <Br/>Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told: <Br/>1st Natural Curiosity <Br/>2nd Mutual Consent N <Br/>3rd ABsolute Bloody Carelessness :P
Height Of Fear <Br/> <Br/>2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy <Br/> <Br/>SaBun Neechey Girr Gaya <Br/> <Br/>Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
Hights Of Heart Breakin: <Br/>An Inocent Man <Br/>Watchin His <Br/>1st Blue Film Aftr <Br/>Mariage, <Br/>In Which <Br/>His Own Wife <Br/>Had Acted <Br/> <Br/>MORAL: <Br/>Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
Water Is So Precious, <Br/>So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As PossiBle With Dis Slogan: <Br/>SAVE WATER! <Br/> <Br/>SAVE WATER! <Br/> <Br/>SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->
Announcement In <Br/>Zardari''s Chartd Plane ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mr. President , We Are <Br/>ABout To Land. <Br/>Could Plz Put <Br/>Sherry Rehman In An <Br/>Upright Position ... <Br/>ThanQ ...
2008 ka saBse zalil sms <Br/>Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe suBah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke suBah tak pyar karna... <Br/>Boy: Fir main Potty kaB karunga???
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket. <Br/> <Br/>He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless <Br/> <Br/>Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless <Br/> <Br/>Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt <Br/> <Br/>He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>U Dirty Mind... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>She Had The Ticket!!!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist: <Br/> <Br/>How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing <Br/> <Br/>An Animal Just ABove My Knee? <Br/> <Br/>Artist: -£100 For Tiger,RaBit And Lion, <Br/> <Br/>But Girraffe Is Free.
Eik Piyari Si Surat, <Br/>Eik Masoom Sa Chehra, <Br/>Thodi Shahrarat, <Br/>Thodi MohaBBat, <Br/>Thodi Masti, <Br/>Thoda Maza, <Br/>Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko JoB Q Nhi Di? <Br/>2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi <Br/>1st:Wo Kese? <Br/>2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs JB Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!! <Br/>SaB Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..? <Br/>2nd Girl; <Br/>Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey, <Br/>Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad B nikl gya.. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>O khucha lagta hy humko <Br/>Gul Bano k sath sath <Br/>Gul Khan B yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->