Bathmeez
<Br/>Chaddar Ki Kameez,
<Br/>Lohe Ka Paijama,
<Br/>Bandar Tera Mama,
<Br/>Billi Teri Mausi,
<Br/>Kutte Mera Yaar,
<Br/>Aam Ka Aachar,
<Br/>Miss U Mere Yaar
You may miss me.
<Br/>You May Ignore Me.
<Br/>You May Even 4get Me
<Br/>Bt 1Day If U
<Br/>Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
<Br/>Jst Watch Ur Shadow
<Br/>I Will B Dere..
"It''s A HorriBle Thing To See Your
<Br/>Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
<Br/>And It''s The Worst Thing To Know
<Br/>That You Made
<Br/>
<Br/>A Mistake In Letting Him Go."
Wen U r lonely, m sad..
<Br/>Wen U r happy, m glad..
<Br/>RemeBer dat wat ever U feel i feel it twice..
<Br/>So if U miss me 1ce,
<Br/>I Miss U 2ce:-)...
Do U Know???
<Br/>
<Br/>The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??
<Br/>
<Br/>1 Hour Exercise?
<Br/>2 Time Bath?
<Br/>3 Time Eat?
<Br/>5 Times Pray?
<Br/>6 Hour Sleep?
<Br/>8 Hour Work?
<Br/>
<Br/>& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.
Missing You ...
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<Br/>Is Not The Hard Part !!!
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<Br/>But ....
<Br/>
<Br/>Knowing That
<Br/>
<Br/>I Once Had You ...
<Br/>
<Br/>Is What Breaks My
<Br/>Heart ... !!!
I wil yad u very zyada
<Br/>U B yad me Bht much
<Br/>U r very zyada gd dost of me
<Br/>I thnk im BBoht acha frnd of u ka
<Br/>So plz dnt Bholna me ko
<Br/>Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->
This Love is Love the Love
<Br/>Best Love way Love to Love say
<Br/>Love u Love that Love I
<Br/>Love Miss Love U Love,
<Br/>read it again widout word Love.
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
<Br/>"What''s your name?"
<Br/>Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
<Br/>Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
<Br/>Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
A married woman sat and watched quietly as roBBers took away everything in her house.
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<Br/>As they were leaving, she cried out:
<Br/>
<Br/>
<Br/>WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
Sikh: kal koi meri Biwi k sath zaBardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
<Br/>pathan: jhut Bolta hai,15000 tha
<Br/>sikh: paise ka itna masla nai Bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .
<Br/>
<Br/>He Has Silver In His Hair
<Br/>
<Br/>Gold In His Teeth
<Br/>
<Br/>Stones In His Kidney
<Br/>
<Br/>Steel In His Knees
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<Br/>Sugar In His Blood
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<Br/>&
<Br/>
<Br/>Gas In His A** . . .
