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Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: why?.

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->

0321 6307893 is number par ghor karo

0321-6307893
Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)

mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

gold k thay na chori ho ge

GOLDEN woRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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funny quote on a married guys t shirt

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

ye watan humara hai

Ye watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)

i am doing candle lite

I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo wAPDA sada Geo"

tring yaad dilane aaya hoon

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s why

when Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s why

when Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

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