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extra sheet khappay

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

end of the world in 2012 means

End of the world in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

kameeni charas peeti thi

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->

patna kahan par hai?

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

yaar aaya hai chai to bana do

Pathan To wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

mere ghar k samne se bhagi

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

wah wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

wah wah

Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''

read is dafa 3 jan 2010

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ Soon They will Get Married.;->

So Don''t Jealous.

larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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HumAyuN

wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

Student : wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-

dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

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