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Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo


It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age when
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its worse For A Man
To Reach An Age when
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)


Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)


V e r y
T r u e ...

Every woman
Is wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)

wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

we all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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Press F1 to continue... ;->




My dear,
GOOD NEwS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->


GOLDEN wORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega


Teacher: Give Me Sentence with a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But what is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)