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There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

=PUre Newz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



winter holidays


And new season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / wAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->


Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->


when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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?
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?
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIwANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)


Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
w=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)