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abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

the eternal truth?

Man and woman -The ''eternal'' truth?

The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.

Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.

jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

william mufta

GOLDEN wORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-william Mufta

safar main neend nahi aati hai

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

how do u find avogadros no?

How do u find Avogadro''s no?

Menu>contacts>Avogadro

kon kehta hai tum bewafa ho

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)

guess what is this?

081209

Guess what is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

ca paper dec 2009 has been leaked out

DAILY DAwN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT

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