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tum ko captain banaya team ka

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

source of vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

jab question paper ho out of contro

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is well!

pakistani m0vies fl0p q h0ti hyn

Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?

Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.

definition for human being

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!

short and sweet saying

SHORT and SwEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
world
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

mehsoos ho rahi hai fiza mein

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team wapis Aney wali Hai...

dog fell in love with a cat

A Dog Fell In Love
with a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO wali hai

shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam

Shaadi wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

upcoming professions

Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: waiter in PC
Imran farhat: work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

engineers b delivry kar sakty hain

wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

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