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Aeroplane wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
what Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?



1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)


1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".
Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

Kaho Ameen!!
U think of ME and I think of U.
when v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,



company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo...

Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
kar mar jaaye:-D
Ap k"Chehry"pe Noor ki"Smile"hai
Ap k pas
"Mehnga"Mobile hai
Ap k "Inbox"mein sMs ki "Lambi File"hai
Phr b "sMs"nhi krte ye to "MEMaNo''" wala"Style"hai.