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Arz kia ha..

Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.

Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.

Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!

ßrandy+Water=

ßrandy+water=
Injurious To kidney

whisky+water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid wATER

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi

iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..

Ek larki thi dewani C

Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi

T.V ka remote hai.

Kya zamana aaya he!

Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!

pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)

The most funniest

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

NA EID MUBARAK

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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEw YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...

Arz Kiya Ha

Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

wow!

wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)

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