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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..

Package Wale So

Package wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
wale Saari Raat

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEwTON ..

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance. Use Bellow Trick .

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

()() ('';'') Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mas

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('';'')

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smskp.com Likhne Ka

Patient: Doctor, You

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper with
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

Good time Bad time

Good time
Bad time
Day time
work time
Off time
Night time
Happy time
Sad time
Sleep time
Kisi bhi time
~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Kindly observe

Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .

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