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1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>

Hoy Hoye,

Aye Aye>

Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha

"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"
Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?



Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...

Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

And








So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !
Maa


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Maaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaarch



What iz dis?


Stupid..!



This iz
"LONG MARCH"
Kajra Re"


If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

unSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA