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Husband1: Why Do u Take ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
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Family Planing
Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?


Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey




"Haseen O Jamil"
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Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


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Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?





Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!


BANTA : Yar usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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