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3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch u , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
A Smile

Is An Inexpensive Way ...

To Change ur Looks ...


















Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana

Werna Log MALuNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally useless ...

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You Can Still Be used As

A

"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
A

Sincere

Pray

To

"GOD"



"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute


* Daughter in Law * " ;->
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi


Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...