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Height of filmi culture....

Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.

height of foolishness

height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D

Height of youthfulness..

Height of youthfulness....

KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..

manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..

but still looks wrinkle free

Height of Orkuting.

Height of Orkuting...!

Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!

Ssends his termination through Scrap..!

Benazir ko goli lgi,

Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

QUAID e AZAM k 14

QuAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmunItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmuniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StufF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By urSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ

Height Of Patience

Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSunami Wave To Clean up ur ASS . . . . ;->

Height Of Patience

Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSunami Wave To Clean up ur ASS . . . . ;->

Height of AbsurdiTy.

Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What iS www.ORKuT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...

ORKuT BETA . . . ;->

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What iS www.ORKuT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...

ORKuT BETA . . . ;->

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