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Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


Sharabi Asks : Who Are u


Wife : How Dare u 4get ur Wife


Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
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Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji uSAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.