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Newtons First Law

Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........

WEN thing go fills

WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat Chal Daru La ....;-}

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Teacher;

Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"

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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla

unKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza

usKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay

Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy usKo
Patanay Lagay..;->

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SMS MEI KuCH NAHI LIKHA K AP KO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na

Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare u . . . ?

Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose u Were An Idiot . . .

Sorry Dude No More Supposition

u Are An Idiot . . . :

Q: Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?

Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->

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