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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho

Lakh Chupalo dunya se MuJHE sab pata hai

tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->
A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r u ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r u All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
u have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
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you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
Mere Dost



Neek




Namazi



Muttake



Parhez gar




Bholay



Sache



Achay



LOGO KAY SATH



KABE MAT BETHNA..



TuMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->