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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & u''ll Growup Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
u''ll Also End up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
One Good Way To REDuCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver u r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver u r HAPPY . . . ;->
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
u r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
LALu PRASAD Bus k uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALu Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
upar Se FOTuA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
Ven Tears Cums Out Of ur Eyes
Reason Is u r Sad

Ven u Smile
Reason Is u r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units



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sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
One GOOD way to REDuCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?


Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->