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Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
Last nite i had a dream abt u...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATuRE"...!!!
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BuNK AWARENESS"
If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JuST SLAP uRSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MuSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "


Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

u may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!




Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because







Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay Sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur






Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!


POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .



RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .




BEAuTIFuL GIRL: Oh !! us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->