C
ustomer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my so
up.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
C
ustomer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my so
up.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink m
uch.
C
ustomer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my so
up.Waiter : So what! do yo
u expect me to do, call a lifeg
uard?
C
ustomer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea c
up?Waiter : I wo
uldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fort
une teller.
C
ustomer : Waiter, this so
up tastes f
unny.Waiter : F
unny? B
ut why aren''t yo
u la
ughing?
