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I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....

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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI

UMER GUZAR CHUKI

HAI PLZ !!!

TRY AGAIN...>>>>

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->

Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

sorry Dude No More Supposition

U Are An Idiot . . . :

Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

Sorry ye msg tumey send

sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Salesman:sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.

Open with Love...

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am sorry!
But I need
To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you....;->

Hello G G, G

Hello G

G, G

Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha

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Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G
sorry Wrong Number!

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

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