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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "sHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% sHAR & 50 % AFAT

Aapki Smile ne Saara

Aapki smile ne saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki smile ne saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent sulaa Diyaa

Hum dua karte hai

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Duur kaheen ek

Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

LIPS bhindi ki tara

LIPs bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYEs matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...

No matter how

No matter how high da sky is

How deep da ocean is

How strong da wind is

How wide da river is

I jus want 2 tell U

They’re none of UR BUsINEss!

Hum ko Hum h

Hum ko Hum hi se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe safe Guard se Naha Lo..

Suit Bara Sohna

Husband: suit Bara sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Yaad hai hum pehle

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON sE NAZRIEN MILI

or

AAP NE KAHA

"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".

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