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Who Wants 2 B A

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

kanjoos ki zindagi

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....

This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone sEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

Mere mehboob k hoon

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

i think tum zindgi main

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.

Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

3 tips to break a miro

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

Please whisper those

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

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