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Santa: My Father Dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.

Do U Know Why

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???

2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

Sardar:I''ve Pain

Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

Santa:Ye Gandhi

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To note Geela Ho Jayega Na

Santa Lost His

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Santa:Doctor,

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Sardar Wrote BILL

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But no RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Teacher- Jeevan Me Aisa

Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?

You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->

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