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In A 1OO Meter

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
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Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My no Is 4!
:D

Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - no Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: no, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

Sardar Taqreer Karty

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

Hor Kisi noon Aitraz?

SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

Wen Im Dead

Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem now, INSTEAD...!

A Very Sad Quote..

A Very Sad Quote..
By A True Frnd..

"When i Die,
Dont Come Near My Body,
Bcuz My Hands May not Come to Wipe UR Tears Off That Time"

Among those

Among those
Whom I like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those
Whom I love
I can ...
All of them make me smile ... (:

Among those

Among those
Whom I like or admire
I can find no common denominator
But
Among those
Whom I love
I can ...
All of them make me smile ... (:

A Smile Is Nearly

A Smile Is Nearly Always
Inspired By Another Smile...
True Love Is When Your Heart
And Your Mind Are
Saying The Same Thing ...

Its not That You

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.

The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.

Donate a Smile Today.

And Live Longer... :-)

I may not say it

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

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