meri SMS Messages1831 messages

Is se pahly k teri
chashm-e-karam maazarat ki nigaah ban jay..
Pyaar Dhal jay mere ashkoon mein aarazoo ek aah ban jay..
Mujh pe aa jay ishq ka ilzaam aur tu begunaah ban jay..
Mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...

Is se pahly k sadagi teri lab-e-Khaamosh ko gila keh day..
Teri majaboriyaan na dekh sake aur dil tujh ko bewafa keh day..
Jany mein beKhudi mein kya poochoon,
jany tu beruKhi say kya keh day
mien tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...

Is say pahly k tere hontoon say Ghair honoon k jaam Takraien
is se pahale ke zulf k baadal ajanabi bazuoon pe lehrayein
aur teri bebasi k nazary meri aankhoon pe aag barasayein..
Mein tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga..
CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,
ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,
yad kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,
apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab
ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,
kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.
meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...
Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!
Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga
U$ne Kuch To $ocha Hoga
meri Yaad To Aati Hogi
Mera Naam To Leta Hogi
Ji$ Ki Khaatir Hum Rote hein
Wo Bhi Mujhko Roti Hogi
Kyon U$ Ka Dil Maine Tora?
Apne Dil $e Kehti Hogi
Taktii Hogi meri Raahein
Chaukhat Pe Wo Baithi Hogi
$ote-$ote Raaton Ko Wo
Har Aahat Pe Chaunki Hogi
Na Main Ho Na Mere Khat Hai
Woh Kitnii Tanhaa Hogi
meri Ghazlein $un-$un Kar
Dil Ko Apnay Jalati Hogi.... ..!
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Tere Dimagh Mey meri yaaad ko Panah Miljaye,
Agar to Bhool Jaye Mujhey To Teri EID FANA hojaye
chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,
chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien....
aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,
aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,
masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,
aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien
"aye mere ALLAH Saien"....."khushian chand dikhata hai,
jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,
ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta
rakhhna.............*********
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye,
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye,
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein,
meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye