meri SMS Messages1831 messages

Kamal Ka Shaks Tha Jiss Ney, meri Zindgi Tabah Kar Di
Raaz Ki Baat Tu Ye Hai Key, Dil Us Se Khafa Ab Bhi Nahi..
ek NAAM kya likha tera SAHIL ke rait py....

phir UMR bhar HAWA sy meri dushmani rahi...!!
Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
Tere hath se mere hath tak
Woh jo hath bhar ka tha fasla
Ussay naptay, Ussay kat'tay
meri sari Umar guzar gye
Aaj us ne meri Mohabbat main Kisi ko Shareek kia to Ehsas hoa
...........Ya Rab.............
K tu Shirk krnay walon ko Muaaf ku nahi krta
'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'
Ehsas dilaya hai tou milta hi nahi
Ajnabi tha tou roz mila karta tha
Ab meri hur bat ka woh matlub poochey
Jo meri soch ki tehreer likha karta tha
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,



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1.meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.meri Bhabhi..