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Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.

Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.

Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.

Kaantay Thay meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.

Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007
Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,


kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.
Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...
Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy
Kab usay intizaar mera tha
Ye to bas aetibar mera tha

meri khush fehmi thi shayad
K us pe kuch ikhtiyaar mera tha

Kabhi uski bhi aisi haalat thi
Jaise dil-e-beqaraar mera tha

Ghamon mein qaid kar gaya mujhe
Wohi jo gham gusaar mera tha

Mein bhala kaise bhool jaon usay
Jo kabhi aik baar mera tha
zindagi per aik kitab likhon ga
main us me wo saare hisaab likhon ga

hui barbad meri zindagi kese?
Kese bikhre hen mere khawab likhon ga

khud ko kisi tili ka roop de kr
auron ka chehra gulab likhon ga

kisi ko llzam-e-bewafa na donga
bas apni hi qismat kharab likho ga
Main apni raaton ki fursaton main tuje manaon to maan jana
Agar kisidin main apne ansu jo le k aaun to maan jana
Ye 1 dil hi tumhe diya tha so iss liye
Jo sooli pe muskuraon to maan jana
Tu bad-guman hai meri wafa pe to sirf 1 bar azma le
Jo haar jaoon to lot jana jo jeet jaoon To maan jana
Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye to us say pochon,
Woh meri manind toot jaye to us say pochon,
Usey bhi koi sitara manzil say door kar day,
Usey bhi koi rasta nazer na aey to us say pochon,
Safer main woh bhi kisi karey imtihan say guzrey,
Usay bhi koi yun azmaye to us say pochon,
meri tarhan din charhey woh bhi soye salik,
Usey bhi raat bher neend na aye to us say pochon.